Things that creep me out: sexy maternity modelling

Gazing upon fashion photographs of pouty pregnant women modelling maternity clothes has always made me extremely uncomfortable.

I would have hoped that the period during a person’s life when they are growing a human life inside of them could perhaps mean the expectation that women should be smoulderingly sexual and perpetually on display is temporarily dropped.

It also cracks me up that the ‘broken body’ pose that is so popular in fashion photography and (Facebook albums) has just been crudely appropriated and looks plainly ridiculous when performed by a pregnant lady.

There’s almost something delightfully postmodern (if you’ll excuse me for that) about the adaptation; it lays the absurdity bare.

Beyond that, it’s just creepy.

Oh, and don’t get me started on high heels.

Images from http://moreofmematernity.com/, asos.com and Isabella Oliver Maternity.

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St Clare of Assisi

I am writing an essay on this fine lady and I found this amusing image. It was basically begging for this treatment and I could not resist.

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Schlubs

Apparently 2011 is ‘the year of the schlub’.

I became acquainted with this term just today, putting a name to a trend in hollywood that I have been vaguely aware of for some time.

According to Giles Hardie in this video on Melbourne’s The Age, ‘For this year, to be schlub in hollywood (from the yiddish, meaning to be more talented than you are attractive) is also to be cool.’

The Oxford English dictionary defines it as, ‘A worthless person, a ‘jerk’, an oaf.’ Urban Dictionary has many entries, the top result being ‘Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness.’


Jack Black


Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen in Knocked Up


Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Here is the list of actors playing schlubs mentioned by Hardie. 

  • Nick Frost
  • Simon Peg
  • the alien in the film Paul, Paul
  • Mel Gibson
  • Ryan Quanton
  • Bradley Cooper
  • Zach Galifianakis
  • Ed Helms
  • Johnny Depp (in an animated feature)
  • Jack Black (in an animated feature)
  • Paul Giamatti
  • Russell Brand
  • Robert Duvall
  • Kevin James
  • Owen Wilson
  • Jason Sudeikis
  • Stephen Merchant

You will notice that 100% of these actors are men.

I won’t go into how problematic I think the the idea of classifying humans as ‘more talented than they are attractive’ is in the first place. The overwhelming impression I got from this piece though, as well as all the articles I read researching this topic, was that schlubs can only be men; that it is impossible for a woman to be more talented than she is attractive, or that she cannot be valued for being more talented than she is attractive. Men, on the other hand, can be valued for either their talent or their attractiveness.

The film Miss Congeniality does come to mind as one that features a female ‘schlub’, though from memory the triumph of Sandra Bullock’s character is in that she does overcome her unattractiveness to conform to the beauty ideal in the end.

The other thing that terrified me about this piece was the mention of the film Hall Pass and the date rape joke featured in the trailer (watch for it at 2:00)

The ‘oaf’, the ‘jerk’, all manner of inappropriate and unacceptable behaviours can, through these schlub-like characters, be glorified and celebrated. This is a trend that worries me in the way that retro-sexism worries me, because bad behaviour depicted in film can be widespread and excusable in the name of character development or entertainment value.

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Sacred

The literal meaning of the word is curious.

sacred |ˈseɪkrɪd|— adjective

connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.

Those last four words are interesting—and debatable.

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Google Art Project

I am loving the Google Art Project to death. You can zoom up closer than humanly possible and view the cracks, blobs of paints and brushstrokes within many famous artworks.

This method of viewing and ‘interacting’ with artworks, viewing them at a magnification not possible in nature, presents some very interesting questions in terms of the way we look at, and experience, art. John Berger would be interested, I suspect.

Related: Ms. Magazine reflected on the underrepresentation of women in the project.

Both from The Apparition of Christ to the People by Aleksander Ivanov

Super close up of The Starry Night by Van Gogh

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If it seems like porn and it looks like porn

What is going on with this trend of perfunctorily distorting pornographic images in order to set them free in the mainstream, and getting away with it? [NSFW images after the jump]

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Writer/Director Jennifer Siebel Newsom brings together some of America’s most influential women in politics, news, and entertainment to give us an inside look at the media’s message. Miss Representation explores women’s under-representation in positions of power by challenging the limited and often disparaging portrayal of women in the media. As one of the most persuasive and pervasive forces in our culture, media is educating yet another generation that women’s primary value lies in their youth, beauty and sexuality—not in their capacity as leaders. Through the riveting perspectives of youth and the critical analysis of top scholars, Miss Representation will change the way you see media.

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My weekend

This weekend I picked a V-Line (country) train station at random and went there. I landed on Yarragon and enjoyed some farmland, cows, delightful markets, antique shops, china, lunch and books.

I spent today in the park and now I’m cooking mexican lasagne (thanks, Nigella) and enjoying some Shiraz. It has been a nice weekend.

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America!

I was recently (rudely) rejected from doing an arts course at university here in Melbourne, so my reaction is the adult thing to do: flee the country! I’m planning three months in the USA from mid-year, so I’m currently excitedly researching and all I can think about is travel.

Here are some beautiful photos by Carl Zoch from his gorgeous blog. The first picture is of Oregon, somewhere I am dying to see (Portland!).

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It always comes back to Advertising

I have just been reading this 2006 article “Growing Up to Be Boys” by Lakshmi Chaudhry over on AlterNet, as mentioned recently by Jessica Valenti in her (weirdly castrated) interview in the New York Times. Chaudhry states,

While progressives and feminists have rightly championed a woman’s right to reject marriage and motherhood, they rarely address the consequences of living in a culture where pair-bonding and parenting — the basic processes that form the foundation of all societies — are constructed as the antithesis of masculinity.

I also feel that pair-bonding and parenting are portrayed as things that are undesirable for the ‘modern woman’ whose time is better spent gaining a degree or working on a career. Often the ‘quest’ of finding a man that is going to actually be willing to help with domestic life and child-rearing is portrayed as being so difficult that I am sure plenty of young women just don’t bother (and I believe that I am one of them).

Given Chaudhry’s quoted point regarding advertising, I’m sure it’s not too far a stretch to presume that this trend is also part of ensuring a perpetual state of ‘incompleteness’.

“To be grown up is to be settled, comfortable, stable, responsible, and secure,” [Michael] Kimmel says. “Those are bad conditions for advertising, which depends on our sense of insecurity, anxiety, and incompleteness.”

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